The Devil Inside

[MilesTailsPrower]

The new release "The Devil Inside" was just premiered in theaters today, so I went and got me the golden ticket to watch this "documentary".

Let's top it off with an oxymoron: "A combination of science and religion"

The movie starts out with the call to the police claiming that this girl killed 3 people during an exorcism on herself. So after the murders are solved, the girl is put into a mental asylum in Italy, where her daughter is going there to film a documentary about what happened. She ends up going into this exorcism class, where they debate and go over what a "real" exorcism is, in which, one student is criticizing another student over whether the girl was possessed, or had a mental disorder such as Schizophrenia. So the girl meets up with 2 students that preform exorcisms without the church's permission, to exercise the daughters mother who killed the 3 people. So after a while of bending and breaking of the bones, the mental asylum stops the exorcism. So one priest who worked with the exorcism has to do a baptism and ends up drowning the baby, and then runs out of the church, and back to where the other priest is along with the daughter and the camera man. The priest that drowned the baby ends up committing suicide and then the daughter gets possessed by her mothers demons. They take her to the hospital and while she is stabilized they are waiting to see her in the waiting room after the priest said "IT'S NOT SAFE HERE!". The daughter ends up killing a nurse and then she gets dragged out of the hospital while being possessed. So while they are in the car she goes ham on the priest in the backseat, and he finally gets control of her, and then the demon goes to the camera man, who is driving the car. After a long blank stare, he speeds up the car and crashes, and kills everyone.

THE END


But let's ignore what happened in the movie, and get on to the real story. So apparently my mom is scared shitless over what happened in the movie, which wasn't even scary, it was funny. I expected this because when we watched Jurassic Park, she got scared and went to read her book. So me and my friend and my brother are in the car, and she is freaking out. We tell her that it is not real, and she responds "ARE YOU SERIOUS? IT'S A DOCUMENTARY, SO IT'S GOT TO BE REAL!". I expected her being frightened, but not actually believing it was REAL. What 44 year old teacher can actually believe that the movie was real?

NO HOPE