I love other people's cats!
My wife, my youngest and particularly my eldest daughters have asthma and cats and dogs trigger attacks yet everyone blithely seems to assume, "Aw, let's have a cat for a pet ... what's the harm in that?" so unless they keep rooms animal free my daughter is essentially banned form their houses from that moment on.
I love them because we have none so guess what the little [expletive deleted]s do in our garden? And guess which poor [expletive deleted] has to pick up every week before he cuts the grass? I think the record is about 12 lots!
So yeah, I love other people's [expletive deleted] cats, I really do.
And then there's dog owners ... I love dog owners (no word of a lie)!
In the UK there are laws about dogs [expletive deleted]ing all over the pavements, this is fine except that every time those [expletive deleted]s take their pets out they [expletive deleted] outside our house and even though they pick it up in some bag there's still going to be some left (thanks for that guys!) or their dog raises a leg and [expletive deleted]es against our wall (so again thanks for that guys) and then of course there's the [expletive deleted][expletive deleted]'s who don't bother ... so there I am walking back from wherever and SQUELCH ... ewwwww! Thanks, thanks a [expletive deleted] bunch! Our carpet really loves your dog's [expletive deleted] on it ... honestly it does ... no, no, really ... it really does!
Oh I love pets, I do ... but I love their [expletive deleted] owners even more!
Kyu
My wife, my youngest and particularly my eldest daughters have asthma and cats and dogs trigger attacks yet everyone blithely seems to assume, "Aw, let's have a cat for a pet ... what's the harm in that?" so unless they keep rooms animal free my daughter is essentially banned form their houses from that moment on.
I love them because we have none so guess what the little [expletive deleted]s do in our garden? And guess which poor [expletive deleted] has to pick up every week before he cuts the grass? I think the record is about 12 lots!
So yeah, I love other people's [expletive deleted] cats, I really do.
And then there's dog owners ... I love dog owners (no word of a lie)!
In the UK there are laws about dogs [expletive deleted]ing all over the pavements, this is fine except that every time those [expletive deleted]s take their pets out they [expletive deleted] outside our house and even though they pick it up in some bag there's still going to be some left (thanks for that guys!) or their dog raises a leg and [expletive deleted]es against our wall (so again thanks for that guys) and then of course there's the [expletive deleted][expletive deleted]'s who don't bother ... so there I am walking back from wherever and SQUELCH ... ewwwww! Thanks, thanks a [expletive deleted] bunch! Our carpet really loves your dog's [expletive deleted] on it ... honestly it does ... no, no, really ... it really does!
Oh I love pets, I do ... but I love their [expletive deleted] owners even more!
Kyu
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