To explain my username would be to grasp insanity and then share it as bagel bites for the world to devour.
And I will not share the explanation.
Or... you could just read it. But who'd do such a silly thing as that?
More to the point: just who would care to read it?
Certainly only a pervert.
Which would explain why my window smells of fr0d0's dribble.
Now how would I know that?
I told you: to explain my username is like a great lunch.
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Except purple.
And I will not share the explanation.
Or... you could just read it. But who'd do such a silly thing as that?
More to the point: just who would care to read it?
Certainly only a pervert.
Which would explain why my window smells of fr0d0's dribble.
Now how would I know that?
I told you: to explain my username is like a great lunch.
Except purple.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
