Which political party do you support and why?

[Violet]

I will only support a political party if I get to blow out the candles.

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Politicians are (almost as a rule) habitually ambitious. They are accomplished liars, each and every one. Anyone who wishes to serve in a public office is probably not fit for the job if only for the fact that they desire it. If politics were like jury duty we'd have the same level of competence and much less corruption. There should be a trick question on any application to run for political office.

"Do you wish to be [insert office here]?"

Everyone who answers yes should be disqualified on the grounds of severe doubts about their integrity and intentions.

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Now that's a system I can get behind

I won't vote, because there is nothing that can be gained from my vote.