Why indeed the title... I clicked on this thread half expecting you to be transgendered, or a homosexual recently divorced to someone of another sex 
But maybe that's what I get for being highly interested in such matters

But maybe that's what I get for being highly interested in such matters

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day