He couldn't have killed the neighbor's cat because he's a fine, upstanding Christian. I'm sure he was lovingly petting the cat while taking it to its owners, then when he started crossing the bridge the cat must have jumped out the window. You know how squirrely cats can get. [/fundie]
He's not a true Christian. [/fundie 2]
He's not a true Christian. [/fundie 2]
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.