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The bishop and the beaver... Smells fishy!

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The bishop and the beaver... Smells fishy!
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RE: The bishop and the beaver... Smells fishy!
February 14, 2012 at 3:25 pm
As opposed to fish which is already expensive.... maybe that's because I live in a desert?


Anyway, reminded me of one of my favorite jokes.


Quote:One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day, God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said: "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."

God said: "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"

Adam replied: "She's down at the river, washing herself out."

"Damn," God replied: "I’ll never get that smell out of the fish."
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The bishop and the beaver... Smells fishy!

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RE: The bishop and the beaver... Smells fishy! - by Tempus - February 14, 2012 at 12:12 am
RE: The bishop and the beaver... Smells fishy! - by Jackalope - February 14, 2012 at 4:04 pm
RE: The bishop and the beaver... Smells fishy! - by leo-rcc - February 14, 2012 at 12:46 pm
RE: The bishop and the beaver... Smells fishy! - by Tiberius - February 14, 2012 at 1:01 pm
RE: The bishop and the beaver... Smells fishy! - by Minimalist - February 14, 2012 at 3:25 pm
RE: The bishop and the beaver... Smells fishy! - by LastPoet - February 14, 2012 at 3:52 pm

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