Bible is Funny!

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II Kings 2:23-24

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23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

In my opinion, this is the greatest bible verse of them all.

Got a bit of godpower in your pocket? Getting mocked by young men about your bald head?

Don't worry! Just call on the lord and maul those mother-f**kers.

Elisha is like some kind of Biblical Chuck Norris in my eyes.

This is the christian approach to bullying they should adopt in faith schools. Bit of disrespect, let loose the bears.

I particular love the fact that 2 bears were necessary. No half hearted single bear mauling, but a bloody tag team of child mutilation.

The moral of this biblical story requires little interpretation; do not mock holy men, those mother f**kers will shred you.

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Thats epic! Im guessing the guy who sat down and wrote this was bald and just been pissed off by the local kids.