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My mother annoys me
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RE: My mother annoys me
February 23, 2012 at 10:05 am (This post was last modified: February 23, 2012 at 10:07 am by Faith No More.)
Napoleon Wrote:For instance, I said something off the cuff about how priests like to touch little boys. She gets offended. She tuts and pulls some snarly face like I've just insulted her. It's a fact though, Catholic priests HAVE touched little boys. But why if you don't go to church every sunday, if you don't even pray, would you get offended by something like that?

My wife gets pissed if I mention this, or if I tear down the pope as she considers herself Catholic even though the Catholic church disagrees(apparently if you get married outside of the church you are no longer Catholic even though if you want to marry a non-Catholic, he/she must convert to marry in the church).

The other day I was watching a kid's show with my wife and son and they were singing a song called 'Hugs are Fun.' Now my son isn't quite one yet so he doesn't understand this but I made a joke about watching out for "special" hugs. After a brief pause I then said, "Which is why you have to be careful if mommy takes you to church."

She was fucking pissed.
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My mother annoys me - by Napoléon - February 20, 2012 at 4:21 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Cosmic Ape - February 20, 2012 at 4:31 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Faith No More - February 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Cosmic Ape - February 20, 2012 at 4:35 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Faith No More - February 20, 2012 at 4:37 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Cosmic Ape - February 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Faith No More - February 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Cosmic Ape - February 20, 2012 at 4:53 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Strongbad - February 22, 2012 at 1:34 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Xavier - February 23, 2012 at 11:50 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by tackattack - February 24, 2012 at 5:01 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Strongbad - February 24, 2012 at 1:33 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by bozo - February 20, 2012 at 4:47 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by MarkOfEnglandshire - February 20, 2012 at 4:58 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Faith No More - February 20, 2012 at 5:04 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by MarkOfEnglandshire - February 20, 2012 at 5:05 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Cosmic Ape - February 20, 2012 at 5:24 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by thesummerqueen - February 20, 2012 at 5:26 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by MarkOfEnglandshire - February 20, 2012 at 5:29 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Cosmic Ape - February 20, 2012 at 5:30 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Shell B - February 20, 2012 at 5:33 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Cosmic Ape - February 20, 2012 at 5:36 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Faith No More - February 20, 2012 at 5:31 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Cosmic Ape - February 20, 2012 at 5:33 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Shell B - February 20, 2012 at 5:34 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Faith No More - February 20, 2012 at 5:46 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by tackattack - February 21, 2012 at 3:15 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by thesummerqueen - February 20, 2012 at 5:33 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by padraic - February 20, 2012 at 6:56 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Shell B - February 20, 2012 at 5:39 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Cosmic Ape - February 20, 2012 at 5:40 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by MarkOfEnglandshire - February 20, 2012 at 5:41 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by thesummerqueen - February 20, 2012 at 5:41 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Napoléon - February 20, 2012 at 6:04 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by MarkOfEnglandshire - February 20, 2012 at 6:10 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Shell B - February 20, 2012 at 5:41 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Cosmic Ape - February 20, 2012 at 5:42 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Shell B - February 20, 2012 at 5:43 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by thesummerqueen - February 20, 2012 at 5:45 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Voltair - February 20, 2012 at 6:25 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by thesummerqueen - February 20, 2012 at 9:43 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Faith No More - February 21, 2012 at 9:38 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Napoléon - February 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Nine - February 21, 2012 at 12:26 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by AthiestAtheist - February 21, 2012 at 9:08 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Rhizomorph13 - February 21, 2012 at 9:58 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by AthiestAtheist - February 21, 2012 at 10:37 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Napoléon - February 22, 2012 at 7:06 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by tackattack - February 22, 2012 at 7:32 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by thesummerqueen - February 22, 2012 at 8:13 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Napoléon - February 22, 2012 at 12:01 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Nine - February 22, 2012 at 12:05 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by tackattack - February 23, 2012 at 2:16 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Napoléon - February 23, 2012 at 9:00 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Nine - February 22, 2012 at 8:00 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by frankiej - February 21, 2012 at 7:11 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Napoléon - February 21, 2012 at 7:20 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by frankiej - February 21, 2012 at 7:22 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Nine - February 21, 2012 at 7:25 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by frankiej - February 21, 2012 at 7:27 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Nine - February 21, 2012 at 7:33 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Napoléon - February 21, 2012 at 8:07 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Rhizomorph13 - February 21, 2012 at 8:47 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Napoléon - February 21, 2012 at 8:51 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by abc123 - February 21, 2012 at 9:19 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by KichigaiNeko - February 22, 2012 at 8:15 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Nine - February 22, 2012 at 8:23 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by KichigaiNeko - February 22, 2012 at 8:24 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Nine - February 22, 2012 at 8:52 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by tackattack - February 22, 2012 at 9:36 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by KichigaiNeko - February 23, 2012 at 5:32 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by LastPoet - February 23, 2012 at 8:04 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Nine - February 23, 2012 at 9:58 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by tackattack - February 23, 2012 at 8:23 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by LastPoet - February 23, 2012 at 10:01 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Faith No More - February 23, 2012 at 10:05 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Nine - February 23, 2012 at 10:11 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by thesummerqueen - February 23, 2012 at 10:18 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by Nine - February 23, 2012 at 10:23 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by LastPoet - February 23, 2012 at 11:09 am
RE: My mother annoys me - by The Grand Nudger - February 23, 2012 at 1:27 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by Napoléon - February 23, 2012 at 2:49 pm
RE: My mother annoys me - by tackattack - February 27, 2012 at 3:57 am

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