(February 27, 2012 at 6:01 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: They think people want bible bangers to come and talk to them for a few hours for a fucking hot dog?
I can't get them off my porch fast enough. I'll be damned if I'm going to let them come in and start spouting their nonsense for a fucking hot dog. Now I might sit down at a restaurant and speak to them for a steak dinner with all the trimmings, not to mention a good bottle of wine, but as soon as I'm done eating and bored with the conversation, I'm walking.
On the other hand, it might be fun to screw with them. Tell them to make sure they send over a virgin for the black mass you're about to hold.
just agree with everything they say. Do their prayer. get excited when they get excited. And when they hand you the invitation to join their church (which is what they are doing this for), turn down the invitation for a different sect. If they are baptist, tell them you are going to join a catholic church. Tell them they convinced you the pope was infalible when speaking about faith.
Either that or play along all the way up to when they invite you to your church, then bust out laughing and say "no thanks man...Im just fucking with you. There is no god." And then role your eyes in the back of your head and act like you are possessed.... these people arent very smart nor do they have high standards for evidence...so its easy to fuck with them
