RE: A Blunt way to fuck Americans.
March 3, 2012 at 2:19 pm
(This post was last modified: March 3, 2012 at 2:19 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
As an update to what became of my email to my wonderful senator, Rand Paul. I received an email from his office today (apparently I'm now on his mailing list) informing me of all the wonderful work he is doing to beat back the fucking heathens engaged in the war on christ. No mention of anything I initiated contact about whatsoever. 
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
