(March 6, 2012 at 7:13 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I had a friend who was a kingpin of a drug operation. (Owner/operator of a crack house). Anyway, when he would get hungry, he'd just stay on the couch and yell "PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH!", and eventually someone would bring him one. This thread just kinda reminded me of that, and I think it's hilarious, personally.
Glad I don't work there. I think I'd strangle someone if my job was to listen for some tool demanding food.
Guess this means I'm not cut out to be a waiter either...
However, that doesn't stop me from being courteous to those who do wait on me and thanking them for tolerating my presence. I can only imagine they want to strangle after a while.
They're the only people I'd love to pay in both cash and weed, partly out of gratitude and partly to mellow them out before it escalates to spitting in my food.
Slave to the Patriarchy no more