The best thing I heard about Conservapedia - apart from all the lulz they generate - is the story that did the rounds a few years back about the first logo they used for the site, which contained hidden graffiti in the background.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
