I have five hats;
A green Mao hat with a red start which I bought in China. I have not seen it since 1989.
A floppy white tennis hat I wore around Europe to piss off my wife. I look like Gilligan.
I have a pale grey Akubra knock off my sister gave me,which is too small and hurts my head.
I have a harlequin baseball cap with a propellor on top (Xmas 2011) Have not yet been game to wear it in public.
The only hat I actually wear in public is my black Akubra,and people STILL make smart-arsed remarks;Eg "Hey Tex, where's your horse?" I tend to say something really witty in response,such as '"go fuck yourself" and shake my walking stick at them.
A green Mao hat with a red start which I bought in China. I have not seen it since 1989.
A floppy white tennis hat I wore around Europe to piss off my wife. I look like Gilligan.
I have a pale grey Akubra knock off my sister gave me,which is too small and hurts my head.
I have a harlequin baseball cap with a propellor on top (Xmas 2011) Have not yet been game to wear it in public.
The only hat I actually wear in public is my black Akubra,and people STILL make smart-arsed remarks;Eg "Hey Tex, where's your horse?" I tend to say something really witty in response,such as '"go fuck yourself" and shake my walking stick at them.


