Binary thinking - apparently those who dress in a sexy manner are incapable of splitting their minds between the sex they obviously want and the parenting they're supposed to do. Goddamn, when I wear a dress that's low in the tit area and high in the thigh, I find it hard to get through the day - that skankification just overrules any of my other good sense.
Or I could just be dressing like that because it's fucking hot outside.
Or I could just be dressing like that because it's fucking hot outside.