Hunter, I just showed your posts to a friend of mine who is very xtian. First he shook his head and tutted, then he burst out laughing. As I type this he is banging his fists against the wall and appears to be in hysterics. All this comedy going to waste!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'