RE: How to avoid shaking hands
March 22, 2012 at 1:55 am
(This post was last modified: March 22, 2012 at 1:56 am by Cyberman.)
I don't think you want to know precisely what I'm thinking at this point, Ninja. That is messed up on so many levels. What I will say though is not everything - or everybody - revolves around you. If you expect to be treated like a decent member of society you're going to have to treat others just as decently. I'm afraid that means coming into contact with other members of the human race from time to time. Not exactly what you asked for, but it's the best I've got for you.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'