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RE: How to avoid shaking hands
March 22, 2012 at 1:12 pm
(March 22, 2012 at 6:31 am)NoMoreFaith Wrote: In fact, its universally known to be very very bad manners to initiate a handshake to a woman.

This is why I go straight for the tits instead. I'm the perfect gentleman.
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How to avoid shaking hands

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How to avoid shaking hands - by Niqabi Ninja - March 22, 2012 at 1:11 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Erinome - March 22, 2012 at 1:41 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Cyberman - March 22, 2012 at 1:55 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Jackalope - March 22, 2012 at 2:03 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Sciwoman - March 22, 2012 at 4:18 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Chuff - March 22, 2012 at 4:37 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by 5thHorseman - March 22, 2012 at 5:06 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Aardverk - March 22, 2012 at 5:07 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by 5thHorseman - March 22, 2012 at 5:16 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 22, 2012 at 5:59 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 22, 2012 at 9:00 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by NoMoreFaith - March 22, 2012 at 6:31 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Cyberman - March 22, 2012 at 1:12 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by frankiej - March 22, 2012 at 6:34 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Zen Badger - March 22, 2012 at 6:50 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Chuff - March 22, 2012 at 7:44 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by NoMoreFaith - March 22, 2012 at 8:45 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Violet - March 22, 2012 at 8:39 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by The Grand Nudger - March 22, 2012 at 8:47 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Violet - March 22, 2012 at 8:51 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 22, 2012 at 9:11 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 22, 2012 at 9:34 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Napoléon - March 22, 2012 at 1:20 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 22, 2012 at 1:23 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Napoléon - March 22, 2012 at 1:29 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Epimethean - March 22, 2012 at 9:19 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 22, 2012 at 9:53 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 22, 2012 at 1:39 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Chuff - March 22, 2012 at 2:17 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by reverendjeremiah - March 22, 2012 at 3:03 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 22, 2012 at 4:52 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 22, 2012 at 5:41 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 22, 2012 at 7:06 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 22, 2012 at 8:01 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Napoléon - March 22, 2012 at 8:04 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 22, 2012 at 8:07 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 22, 2012 at 8:15 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Napoléon - March 22, 2012 at 8:23 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Phil - March 22, 2012 at 8:32 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Napoléon - March 22, 2012 at 8:34 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Napoléon - March 22, 2012 at 7:50 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 22, 2012 at 8:06 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Napoléon - March 22, 2012 at 8:13 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 22, 2012 at 8:27 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Napoléon - March 22, 2012 at 8:30 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 22, 2012 at 10:07 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Erinome - March 23, 2012 at 2:35 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 23, 2012 at 3:03 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Erinome - March 23, 2012 at 4:11 am
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 23, 2012 at 12:42 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Erinome - March 23, 2012 at 2:05 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 23, 2012 at 2:12 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 23, 2012 at 1:47 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Erinome - March 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 23, 2012 at 3:41 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Erinome - March 23, 2012 at 4:57 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 23, 2012 at 5:11 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Erinome - March 23, 2012 at 5:27 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by kılıç_mehmet - March 23, 2012 at 5:57 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Tempus - March 23, 2012 at 2:42 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by renew - March 23, 2012 at 4:46 pm
RE: How to avoid shaking hands - by Scarlet Pimpernel - March 23, 2012 at 5:55 pm

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