My 7 year old son schools teacher and class on evolution

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He can fart on demand sometimes. He thinks farting is the bees knees.

Roald Dahl wrote a book called BFG (Big Friendly Giant) in which fart jokes are common. If he has not read it, a 7 yo would love it. If there is one thing children consider funnier than farting themselves, it's an adult farting.

If you’re unfamiliar the story it is sort of a Peter Pan type deal, in which a young girl is whisked into the hidden world of giants, all of which are hideous evil troll-like creatures save for the large-eared old man she befriends. The man makes his living with the aforementioned dream collection/distribution, and because of his refusal to eat humans lives off a diet of disgusting food and drink, the later of which makes him rather gaseous (to the point that he can fly). There’s even a song about it…

http://www.chud.com/68530/dreamworks-pic...are-canon/


Below one of my all-time favourite TV ads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSk_TSKutiU




PS PLEASE tell of his class' reaction to his presentation. I'm dying of curiosity. I also very much need to be reassured he is not the only bright kid in his class. (I also think fundy parental responses would be pretty entertaining)

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I want to know what the class's reaction was to his presentation.

They were probably too busy picking boogers from out their nose than actually paying attention.

Love this line: "my little nose miners" (Mrs Doubtfire)