Piles of Money

[Erinome]

I'd buy an awesome apartment in a large city with miserable weather. This means I would probably do some traveling first to decide exactly where I want to go.

I would start up an affordable, secular home-schooling program. There are really none, you know.

I would continue to smoke cheap, generic cigarettes and shop for clothes at thrift stores.

I'd open up a no-kill animal shelter.

I would adopt some children.

I would tell my kids we were broke for as long as they'd believe me.

I would buy my grandparents a home on the beach in Florida.

I could go on, but I want there to be a lot left over for my children when I'm gone.