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ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here

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RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here

March 29, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Hey, there's only room for one True Prophet around here and that's yours truly! My record of fulfilled predictions is unbroken and unmatched!

However I do have one question for the new blood...

Ever hear of paragraphs?

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Telsa - March 29, 2012 at 5:59 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by KichigaiNeko - March 29, 2012 at 6:00 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by NoMoreFaith - March 29, 2012 at 6:06 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by fuckass365 - March 29, 2012 at 6:28 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Zen Badger - March 29, 2012 at 6:35 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Erinome - March 29, 2012 at 6:40 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Zen Badger - March 29, 2012 at 6:41 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by genkaus - March 29, 2012 at 6:49 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Erinome - March 29, 2012 at 6:53 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Forsaken - March 29, 2012 at 7:01 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Welsh cake - March 29, 2012 at 7:07 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by genkaus - March 29, 2012 at 7:07 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Forsaken - March 29, 2012 at 7:11 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Aegrus - March 29, 2012 at 7:38 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by houseofcantor - March 30, 2012 at 11:48 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Faith No More - March 29, 2012 at 7:27 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by KichigaiNeko - March 29, 2012 at 7:44 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cinjin - March 29, 2012 at 10:45 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Chuff - March 29, 2012 at 8:13 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by 5thHorseman - March 29, 2012 at 8:16 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by LastPoet - March 29, 2012 at 8:31 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Nine - March 29, 2012 at 8:48 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Whateverist - March 29, 2012 at 10:20 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Zen Badger - March 29, 2012 at 8:52 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Nine - March 29, 2012 at 8:54 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Zen Badger - March 29, 2012 at 9:01 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Nine - March 29, 2012 at 9:02 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Zen Badger - March 29, 2012 at 9:24 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Nine - March 29, 2012 at 9:27 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by LastPoet - March 29, 2012 at 9:42 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by NoMoreFaith - March 29, 2012 at 9:54 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by FallentoReason - March 29, 2012 at 10:21 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Whateverist - March 29, 2012 at 10:43 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Xcentric - March 29, 2012 at 11:58 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Minimalist - March 29, 2012 at 12:05 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Jaysyn - March 29, 2012 at 12:28 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by padraic - March 29, 2012 at 8:51 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cyberman - March 29, 2012 at 8:28 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth - March 29, 2012 at 8:50 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Blanca - March 29, 2012 at 9:03 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Minimalist - March 29, 2012 at 9:06 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by padraic - March 29, 2012 at 9:39 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by The Grand Nudger - March 30, 2012 at 1:38 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by FallentoReason - March 30, 2012 at 11:27 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Doubting Thomas - March 30, 2012 at 3:54 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Faith No More - March 30, 2012 at 3:58 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cinjin - March 30, 2012 at 6:34 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Telsa - March 30, 2012 at 6:50 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cinjin - March 30, 2012 at 7:09 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by mediamogul - March 30, 2012 at 7:29 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Telsa - March 30, 2012 at 7:41 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by mediamogul - March 30, 2012 at 7:46 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Telsa - March 30, 2012 at 8:12 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by FallentoReason - March 30, 2012 at 8:17 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by mediamogul - March 30, 2012 at 8:30 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by NoMoreFaith - March 30, 2012 at 7:53 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Telsa - March 31, 2012 at 10:40 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by NoMoreFaith - March 31, 2012 at 11:06 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Forsaken - March 30, 2012 at 7:33 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by houseofcantor - March 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by padraic - March 30, 2012 at 7:20 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cinjin - March 30, 2012 at 8:19 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by padraic - March 30, 2012 at 8:26 pm

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by KichigaiNeko - March 31, 2012 at 10:41 am

RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cinjin - March 31, 2012 at 11:29 am

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