I know several gay blokes in my life and if Wan King ever found the balls to say any of that to their faces, they'd rip off his arms and legs and then beat him to death with the wet ends.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'