Dilemma for theists!

[The Grand Nudger]

Or perhaps my "pride" is my virtue, you've failed the test and I've passed with flying colors. Perhaps any deity worth its salt would rather surround itself with people like myself. Who's to say?

-You couldn't do it, but the rest of your post is dedicated to exactly how you could do it? Forgive me if I remain unconvinced, scapegoater. What has "already happened" is a non issue to the lord of time, ass. There is no such thing to such creature.
-"The only way", well, forgive me for wondering why an omnipotent busybody found this to be the "only way".
-Yep, don't give me anything that would insult my dignity, I'll call you piece of shit and refuse the gift..and?
-Deceived by what, again? You and your claims? You overestimate your ability.
-I'd call scapegoating petty and pathetic, and?

Here's the rub, I'm willing to bet that you wouldn't be caught dead defending this bullshit in any arena other than your favorite fairy tale. You can't even muster up the balls to be honest with yourself. "Petty and pathetic", how's about you go fuck yourself? Your idea of morality is a reward driven piece of shit with a built in "get out of jail free" card, and I refuse to give it any respect (mostly because it deserves none, but partly because I dislike you). Some godamned christian you turned out to be, judging others with the waive of a hand. Did I mention that you could go fuck yourself? If not, go fuck yourself.