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How to talk to girls. Apparently.
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RE: How to talk to girls. Apparently.
AT 16,my brother was what we call 'a root rat',banging anything not nailed down..

I saw him in action a couple of times. Once walking from my flat to the beach. There was a car full of kids parked at the kerb. As we walked by,one of the girls made a smart arsed comment. Bro sauntered over,leaned on the care,looked her in the eye and said "how would you like lose a tit?". This was considered hilarious by every occupant of the car. (bro was/is no bully,and has never,ever hit anyone weaker than himself)


Of course his usual pick-up line was far more sophisticated. viz; ''G'day love; would you like a fuck?" This worked splendidly on the debutantes with whom my bro associated.

Tiger
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How to talk to girls. Apparently. - by Napoléon - April 9, 2012 at 4:43 pm
RE: How to talk to girls. Apparently. - by Nine - April 9, 2012 at 6:02 pm
RE: How to talk to girls. Apparently. - by Matt231 - April 9, 2012 at 6:14 pm
RE: How to talk to girls. Apparently. - by Napoléon - April 9, 2012 at 6:16 pm
RE: How to talk to girls. Apparently. - by padraic - April 9, 2012 at 8:18 pm
RE: How to talk to girls. Apparently. - by Napoléon - April 9, 2012 at 8:56 pm
RE: How to talk to girls. Apparently. - by R-e-n-n-a-t - April 9, 2012 at 10:41 pm
RE: How to talk to girls. Apparently. - by Violet - April 10, 2012 at 1:32 pm

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