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Hey guys... and girls i suppose

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Hey guys... and girls i suppose
Complidudaaldo Offline
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Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 1:11 am (This post was last modified: July 12, 2016 at 1:15 am by Complidudaaldo.)
to cure all of life's ailments: constipation, depression, anxiety, obligations, having a job, not having a friend, having to many friends, having to many pairs of underwear or pants, over serious perspectives of reality ---

"What did the elephant say when he lost his penis?"
~~~ [the answers are innumerable in form, but always assuredly truth will weasel its way into your pants.]
*groping, hysteria "WTF!"* / strutten his stuff down the street, winks at lady, stops at corner and scratches.. *NOTHING* "HUGH! WTF!" / "HEY! Where the fawk is my penis!" / "PLEAESE GAWD, Give It BA-ACK!"

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all my other jokes involve killing homos or my penis.. hence why killing homo jokes comes first. ... Confused
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RE: Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 1:34 am
What the fuck?
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SteelCurtain Offline
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RE: Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 1:36 am
Why is this in Life Sciences? Moving.

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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 1:41 am
Jokes about killing homos?
Usually these are told by men who are 'in the closet' homosexuals and are extremely frightened that someone will find out.
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Losty Offline
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RE: Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 1:56 am
Riiiiight....what is even the purpose of this thread?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 3:19 am
Drop the blade already.

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RE: Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 4:36 am
(July 12, 2016 at 1:56 am)Losty Wrote: Riiiiight....what is even the purpose of this thread?

I believe kids these days call it "trolling". It's something disturbed individuals do, when there's no one around to smack them in their b*tch-a** mouths... Tongue
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 4:52 am
Why would anyone post this in the 'Humor' section?

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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ignoramus Offline
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RE: Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 4:55 am (This post was last modified: July 12, 2016 at 4:55 am by ignoramus.)
just a noob trying to impress people I s'pose? Dunno
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Alex K Offline
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RE: Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 4:55 am
For lack of a /dev/null section?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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