Oh for fuck sake. How many times do I have to explain this?
The Hills Have Eyes is based on a *true* story that took place in Tennessee.
Just replace "nuclear mutation" with "incestial buggery" and it all becomes clear. Now this new law has come to pass they'll be able to raise an entire of army of twisted abominations that eat children and praises Jesus at the same time.
(All of the above may or may not be true.)
The Hills Have Eyes is based on a *true* story that took place in Tennessee.
Just replace "nuclear mutation" with "incestial buggery" and it all becomes clear. Now this new law has come to pass they'll be able to raise an entire of army of twisted abominations that eat children and praises Jesus at the same time.
(All of the above may or may not be true.)
