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Funny story: How a soldier got his Pastafarian dogtags
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RE: Funny story: How a soldier got his Pastafarian dogtags
The most important think I learned in the military: never ever volunteer for anything. Especially when a DI is asking. I spent more time sweeping sunshine off the sidewalk than I care to recall.

"Private, go requisition some grid squares and compass bearings from the quartermaster."

Hilarious, unless you're the poor bastard dumb enough to stick up your hand.
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RE: Funny story: How a soldier got his Pastafarian dogtags - by Jackalope - May 10, 2012 at 9:03 pm

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