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(why) do you tithe?
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RE: (why) do you tithe?
I'm reminded of a scene from "The Simpsons" where the priest is admonishing the congregation for not giving enough. He said "Remember people, it's 10% of your income. And that means GROSS. Don't make us do audits!"

But, seriously, I already pay about 12% of my income to the federal govenment, 4% to the state government, 6% to Social Security, plus an additional 8% to property taxes. this adds up to 30%. And if I belonged to a church they would expect me to give them another 10%? Fuck that!

I had a dimbulb secretary who was always complaining about not having any money. But she always found a way to give the church a nice chunk every week. If I was having money troubles the first thing that would go would be the weekly church offering!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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(why) do you tithe? - by jackman - May 13, 2012 at 12:08 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Shell B - May 13, 2012 at 12:23 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by jackman - May 13, 2012 at 12:30 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Cyberman - May 13, 2012 at 12:45 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Cinjin - May 13, 2012 at 12:45 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by jackman - May 13, 2012 at 1:13 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Minimalist - May 13, 2012 at 1:13 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 1:15 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by jackman - May 13, 2012 at 1:31 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 1:42 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by jackman - May 13, 2012 at 1:53 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 2:20 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Thor - May 13, 2012 at 1:57 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 2:24 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Thor - May 13, 2012 at 2:27 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 2:43 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Thor - May 13, 2012 at 2:46 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by genkaus - May 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 3:09 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by genkaus - May 13, 2012 at 3:10 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 3:16 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by genkaus - May 13, 2012 at 3:26 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 3:32 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by genkaus - May 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by The Grand Nudger - May 13, 2012 at 1:20 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 1:39 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Minimalist - May 13, 2012 at 1:23 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by libalchris - May 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Faith No More - May 13, 2012 at 1:42 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by The Grand Nudger - May 13, 2012 at 1:48 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 2:18 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Thor - May 13, 2012 at 1:53 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Minimalist - May 13, 2012 at 2:20 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by The Grand Nudger - May 13, 2012 at 2:23 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Ace Otana - May 13, 2012 at 2:25 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by The Grand Nudger - May 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Drich - May 13, 2012 at 2:45 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Minimalist - May 13, 2012 at 2:44 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by The Grand Nudger - May 13, 2012 at 2:50 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Annik - May 13, 2012 at 3:18 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Minimalist - May 13, 2012 at 3:27 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Aiza - May 14, 2012 at 10:35 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Ryft - May 14, 2012 at 11:21 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by jackman - May 14, 2012 at 11:42 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Ryft - May 15, 2012 at 12:29 am
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by jackman - May 15, 2012 at 12:54 am
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Ryft - May 15, 2012 at 1:07 am
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by padraic - May 14, 2012 at 11:31 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Polaris - May 18, 2012 at 4:50 pm
RE: (why) do you tithe? - by Cyberman - May 18, 2012 at 4:51 pm

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