This is one of the best threads outside of Area 69. I haven't seen that assumption song for ages - now I'm watching it over and over again. And that Count song reminded me of the "Censored Song" game from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'