We should invite the Texan Tank to drop in sometime, if he's not too busy that is. If nothing else I'm sure he'd enjoy a good laugh at some of the recent crap we've been getting.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'