RE: N.C. church may loose tax exempt status for engaging in political activity.
May 25, 2012 at 1:29 am
(This post was last modified: May 25, 2012 at 1:30 am by Minimalist.)
One good turn deserves another.
Quote:A nun enters Flynn’s liquor shop.
“I’d like to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey”, she tells Flynn.
The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns.
“A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun too.”
“Oh no, no,” Sister Mary exclaims. “It’s for Bishop Reilly.
His constipation, you know.”
Flynn smiles, nods, and puts a bottle into a bag.
Sister Mary Margaret pays, takes the bag and goes on her way.
Later that day, Flynn closes shop for the day.
On his way home he passes an alley. There in the alley is Sister Mary Margaret. She’s rip roaring drunk, the empty bottle at her side.
“Sister!” Flynn scolds.
“And you said it was for Father Reilly’s constipation.”
“It is,” answers Sister Mary Margaret.
“When he sees me, he’s going to shit."
