Understanding the bible

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Understanding the bible

Minimalist Offline

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#14

RE: Understanding the bible

May 26, 2012 at 11:28 pm

Quote:Like any book, the bible has a beginning, a middle and an end. In the beginning God created, soon after that mankind rebelled

Okay, admit it W/B. You actually believe in talking snakes, trees of knowledge, Adam and fucking Eve, and a world-covering flood. You are, in fact, that big an idiot, right?

Just admit it. You are not the first. One can only hope in the course of time you will be one of the last. Stupidity on that colossal a scale must die out eventually.

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Understanding the bible - by Whistle Blower - May 26, 2012 at 4:58 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Jesus Pipes - May 26, 2012 at 5:03 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Whistle Blower - May 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 26, 2012 at 5:31 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 26, 2012 at 6:12 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 26, 2012 at 6:46 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by salty - May 29, 2012 at 10:15 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 26, 2012 at 6:18 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by padraic - May 26, 2012 at 7:09 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Welsh cake - May 26, 2012 at 7:17 pm

Understanding the bible - by Zen Badger - May 26, 2012 at 7:43 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Jesus Pipes - May 26, 2012 at 11:26 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Erinome - May 26, 2012 at 7:53 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by FallentoReason - May 26, 2012 at 10:14 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 26, 2012 at 11:28 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 26, 2012 at 11:34 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 26, 2012 at 11:45 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 26, 2012 at 11:59 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 27, 2012 at 4:27 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Tobie - May 27, 2012 at 4:47 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 28, 2012 at 1:48 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by FallentoReason - May 28, 2012 at 2:13 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Tobie - May 28, 2012 at 3:58 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 28, 2012 at 2:02 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Tobie - May 28, 2012 at 2:11 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 28, 2012 at 4:06 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Tobie - May 28, 2012 at 4:44 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 28, 2012 at 4:59 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Tobie - May 28, 2012 at 5:05 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 28, 2012 at 5:32 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cinjin - May 28, 2012 at 11:44 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 27, 2012 at 2:47 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by The Heff - May 27, 2012 at 2:57 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by FallentoReason - May 27, 2012 at 3:01 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Kayenneh - May 27, 2012 at 3:39 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Creed of Heresy - May 27, 2012 at 5:53 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Brian37 - May 27, 2012 at 6:22 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 27, 2012 at 10:49 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Faith No More - May 27, 2012 at 8:45 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by dtango - May 27, 2012 at 11:28 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Paul the Human - May 27, 2012 at 12:04 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 27, 2012 at 12:09 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 27, 2012 at 12:19 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by dtango - May 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Paul the Human - May 27, 2012 at 10:07 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Angrboda - May 27, 2012 at 1:33 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 27, 2012 at 1:46 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Drich - May 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 27, 2012 at 4:44 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 28, 2012 at 3:41 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Kayenneh - May 28, 2012 at 11:53 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 28, 2012 at 12:17 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 28, 2012 at 4:48 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Tobie - May 28, 2012 at 4:52 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 28, 2012 at 5:01 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 28, 2012 at 5:03 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 28, 2012 at 5:42 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 28, 2012 at 6:54 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Morganna - May 28, 2012 at 7:49 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Whateverist - May 29, 2012 at 12:12 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Welsh cake - May 28, 2012 at 12:58 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Kayenneh - May 28, 2012 at 2:43 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 28, 2012 at 2:47 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Faith No More - May 28, 2012 at 4:22 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 28, 2012 at 4:31 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 28, 2012 at 5:00 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Brian37 - May 28, 2012 at 5:49 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 28, 2012 at 7:05 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 28, 2012 at 7:35 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 28, 2012 at 10:48 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 29, 2012 at 12:45 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 29, 2012 at 3:28 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Zen Badger - May 29, 2012 at 4:16 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Zen Badger - May 30, 2012 at 2:10 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 29, 2012 at 12:23 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 12:35 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Brian37 - May 29, 2012 at 9:28 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 12:42 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cinjin - May 29, 2012 at 12:53 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Tobie - May 29, 2012 at 4:00 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 29, 2012 at 12:07 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 29, 2012 at 8:07 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by The Grand Nudger - May 29, 2012 at 8:13 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 29, 2012 at 8:14 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Faith No More - May 29, 2012 at 9:14 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Welsh cake - May 29, 2012 at 9:50 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Brian37 - May 29, 2012 at 10:53 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cinjin - May 29, 2012 at 11:18 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Brian37 - May 29, 2012 at 12:36 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Brian37 - May 29, 2012 at 1:04 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by FallentoReason - May 29, 2012 at 1:06 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 29, 2012 at 1:59 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 29, 2012 at 2:33 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 29, 2012 at 10:50 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Kayenneh - May 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Faith No More - May 29, 2012 at 1:16 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 1:30 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Jackalope - May 29, 2012 at 2:48 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by The Grand Nudger - May 29, 2012 at 2:31 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Cyberman - May 29, 2012 at 2:52 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 4:15 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 29, 2012 at 10:04 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 29, 2012 at 11:02 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 29, 2012 at 11:45 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 29, 2012 at 10:22 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 10:23 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by The Grand Nudger - May 29, 2012 at 10:23 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 29, 2012 at 10:25 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by salty - May 29, 2012 at 10:34 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 10:39 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by FallentoReason - May 29, 2012 at 11:02 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 12:31 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 29, 2012 at 10:36 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 29, 2012 at 10:58 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 30, 2012 at 12:39 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 12:49 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by FallentoReason - May 30, 2012 at 12:51 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 1:07 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 30, 2012 at 1:20 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Kayenneh - May 30, 2012 at 1:03 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Annik - May 30, 2012 at 1:10 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by FallentoReason - May 30, 2012 at 1:37 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 2:46 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Zen Badger - May 30, 2012 at 9:05 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 30, 2012 at 9:15 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 30, 2012 at 2:26 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by FallentoReason - May 30, 2012 at 3:27 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 30, 2012 at 6:06 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Brian37 - May 30, 2012 at 8:43 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by FallentoReason - May 30, 2012 at 11:53 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 30, 2012 at 12:19 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 30, 2012 at 6:28 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by padraic - May 30, 2012 at 7:13 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Anomalocaris - May 30, 2012 at 7:27 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 30, 2012 at 7:45 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by FallentoReason - May 30, 2012 at 7:49 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Godschild - May 31, 2012 at 12:02 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by The Grand Nudger - May 30, 2012 at 8:17 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Minimalist - May 30, 2012 at 10:19 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Annik - May 30, 2012 at 10:22 pm

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 31, 2012 at 1:58 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Welsh cake - May 31, 2012 at 7:37 am

RE: Understanding the bible - by Epimethean - May 31, 2012 at 8:31 am

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