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What Heaven is Like

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RE: What Heaven is Like

June 8, 2012 at 12:35 am

Heaven is full of pussy. And I'm hard like 24/7. And there's beer and music and fun and jokes. Christians who want to sing hymns and pray all day long can go to hell, pun intended. Worship (large)

I have no problem sharing a common ancestor with the apes; it's being related to some people that bothers me.

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What Heaven is Like - by Aiza - June 7, 2012 at 1:15 am

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RE: What Heaven is Like - by Godschild - June 8, 2012 at 10:11 pm

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RE: What Heaven is Like - by Taqiyya Mockingbird - June 11, 2012 at 11:48 am

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