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Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
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Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
I wonder about guinea pigs (my favorite), hamsters and other small mammals:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati.../20296955/

Will Rainbow Bridge be de fide Catholic dogma someday??
And without delay Peter went quickly out of the synagogue (assembly) and went unto the house of Marcellus, where Simon lodged: and much people followed him...And Peter turned unto the people that followed him and said: Ye shall now see a great and marvellous wonder. And Peter seeing a great dog bound with a strong chain, went to him and loosed him, and when he was loosed the dog received a man's voice and said unto Peter: What dost thou bid me to do, thou servant of the unspeakable and living God? Peter said unto him: Go in and say unto Simon in the midst of his company: Peter saith unto thee, Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And immediately the dog ran and entered in, and rushed into the midst of them that were with Simon, and lifted up his forefeet and in a loud voice said: Thou Simon, Peter the servant of Christ who standeth at the door saith unto thee: Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou most wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And when Simon heard it, and beheld the incredible sight, he lost the words wherewith he was deceiving them that stood by, and all of them were amazed. (The Acts of Peter, 9)
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
Why would dogs want to be in heaven with popes?
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
So Francis watches Disney movies?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
I know attendance at Mass is dwindling, but this is ridiculously desperate.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
(October 17, 2017 at 9:41 pm)Jehanne Wrote: I wonder about guinea pigs (my favorite), hamsters and other small mammals:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati.../20296955/

Will Rainbow Bridge be de fide Catholic dogma someday??


Shit.  They'd better let dogs in or I'm sure not going.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
(October 17, 2017 at 10:10 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: I know attendance at Mass is dwindling, but this is ridiculously desperate.

With any luck the dogs would really make them "pews."
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
It's almost as if the pope and the Catholic church just makes shit up as they go along...
"History is something that very few people have been doing while everyone else was ploughing fields and carrying water buckets." -Yuval Noah Harari
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They specifically say dogs but not cats? Unforgivable as far as I'm concerned.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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I love all the "he aint traditional" news coverage New Pope gets.  Folks, the popes just a nutball, and there's nothing more traditional than that.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(October 17, 2017 at 10:39 pm)c152 Wrote: It's almost as if the pope and the Catholic church just makes shit up as they go along...

They call that a "trade secret."
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