(June 11, 2012 at 4:01 pm)frankiej Wrote:(June 11, 2012 at 3:54 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I fart, shit and pee and tell bad jokes like everyone else.
Well, you can't be referring to me in that "everyone else"... my jokes are good.
That is what they all say, but very few people can tell such a bad joke they can keep optometrists in business from all the treatment they have to give because my jokes get people's irises stuck in the back of their heads from the eye rolling.
And my bad jokes are sooo bad I am the single cause for the most hits for the google search "hit man", because when I shoot one off everyone says to themselves "SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT HIM"!
At work I cannot tell you how many times I get the "why did I bother asking" look.