RE: 121mph race to mosque
June 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm
(This post was last modified: June 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
"But your honor I absolutely must make it to prayers, it is an article of my faith, don't censor my ability to practice my religion!" (bonus points for "the laws of god are greater than the laws of man")
Meanwhile, sensible people stop on the shoulder of the fucking road, guess which direction they should be facing, and handle their business.
Meanwhile, sensible people stop on the shoulder of the fucking road, guess which direction they should be facing, and handle their business.
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