Nutritionists have determined that three GC posts constitute 96-98% of an adult's RDA of irony. It is dangerous to exceed the stated dose. Common side-effects include, but are not limited to: nausea, disorientation, loss of appetite/sexual function, general bewilderment. If symptoms persist, seek medical attention or watch Youtube videos about animals falling over.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'