What if angel-me wants to reject 'God'? I've never been an arselicker in this life, so any version of me that is forced to be one in the next life won't be me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'