RE: And really bad puns ...
June 20, 2012 at 5:01 am
(This post was last modified: June 20, 2012 at 5:04 am by Rayaan.)
Food puns:
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
- When making butter, there is little margarine for error.
- Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize.
- When he spilled coffee on her shirt, she showed him dis-stain.
- A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
- Lettuce not get too distracted by herbs though!
- I don't know pepper or not I should continue these.
- Yes, there isn't mushroom - we shouldn't waste space with the wrong pun.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
- When making butter, there is little margarine for error.
- Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize.
- When he spilled coffee on her shirt, she showed him dis-stain.
- A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
- Lettuce not get too distracted by herbs though!
- I don't know pepper or not I should continue these.
- Yes, there isn't mushroom - we shouldn't waste space with the wrong pun.
