And really bad puns ...

[Angrboda]

This is one that a friend told me from the back seat of the car while we were driving to a shopping mall. He told me about a group of tribes in the Amazon that scientists and anthropologists had been studying. They found that the natives in these tribes knew no warfare and no violence. Not only that, but they didn't even have words for such things in their language, known as 'Teft'. What's more, they found that just by teaching Teft to people, they would see a dramatic drop in conflict and violence among those they taught the language. The moral of the story, obviously, is that we should "Learn Teft. LEARN TEFT! LEARN TEFT!" Alas, I was a bit slow, and missed the left turn, but he timed it perfectly.