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And really bad puns ...
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RE: And really bad puns ...
There was once a Hawaiian king who, of course, lived in a house made of grass. His passion in life was collecting thrones. He had a tremendous throne collection from all over the world. He had thrones from Europe, Asia, Africa and even Central America! He had thrones from famous kings and unknown Inca rulers. But, sadly, one day his house caught fire and burned to the ground, destroying his beloved throne collection. The king was inconsolable.

The moral to the story, of course, is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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And really bad puns ... - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 9:31 am
RE: And really bad puns... - by Rayaan - September 20, 2011 at 11:27 am
RE: And really bad puns... - by frankiej - September 20, 2011 at 11:30 am
RE: And really bad puns... - by thesummerqueen - September 20, 2011 at 11:28 am
RE: And really bad puns... - by Rayaan - September 20, 2011 at 1:14 pm
RE: And really bad puns... - by Cinjin - September 20, 2011 at 2:40 pm
RE: And really bad puns... - by Dotard - September 20, 2011 at 7:49 pm
RE: And really bad puns... - by Thor - June 19, 2012 at 4:10 pm
RE: And really bad puns... - by Rayaan - September 20, 2011 at 7:57 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 19, 2012 at 2:41 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 19, 2012 at 3:10 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 19, 2012 at 4:21 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 19, 2012 at 11:13 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 20, 2012 at 5:01 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Darwinian - June 20, 2012 at 5:17 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 20, 2012 at 9:09 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Angrboda - June 21, 2012 at 12:45 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Thor - June 21, 2012 at 12:03 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 21, 2012 at 7:53 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Thor - June 22, 2012 at 12:29 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 22, 2012 at 4:19 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Thor - June 22, 2012 at 4:43 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 22, 2012 at 7:41 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - June 24, 2012 at 5:12 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Minimalist - June 25, 2012 at 2:33 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Thor - June 25, 2012 at 2:05 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Cato - June 25, 2012 at 2:54 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Thor - June 25, 2012 at 3:15 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - December 14, 2012 at 11:53 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by pocaracas - December 15, 2012 at 7:47 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - December 27, 2012 at 3:43 am
And really bad puns ... - by Zen Badger - December 27, 2012 at 9:02 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Whateverist - December 27, 2012 at 10:04 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Creed of Heresy - December 27, 2012 at 11:33 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by The Grand Nudger - December 27, 2012 at 11:57 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Whateverist - December 27, 2012 at 3:15 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Jackalope - February 4, 2013 at 6:27 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Brian37 - December 27, 2012 at 3:41 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - January 16, 2013 at 10:15 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Kayenneh - January 16, 2013 at 10:24 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - January 16, 2013 at 10:50 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - January 17, 2013 at 1:56 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Brian37 - January 17, 2013 at 8:36 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - January 21, 2013 at 5:27 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Ryantology - January 21, 2013 at 5:42 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Metallica - January 21, 2013 at 5:48 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Brian37 - January 23, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Diamond - January 21, 2013 at 9:07 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Metallica - January 24, 2013 at 10:24 am
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Brian37 - January 24, 2013 at 4:15 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Diamond - January 25, 2013 at 9:42 pm
Re: RE: And really bad puns ... - by fr0d0 - January 25, 2013 at 9:59 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Rayaan - February 4, 2013 at 6:16 pm
RE: And really bad puns ... - by Nine - February 4, 2013 at 11:56 pm

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