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- A man walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brings out another guy who looks just like himself.
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.
- Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here!"
- Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent.