Don't kill the person above you

[Reforged]

*Mushroom slaps Violet, Violets head fires off in the direction of Chutulu Dreaming who jumps out of the way but falls 200ft onto Faith No More, Faith No Mores chin hits the floor with incredible force causing the lights to short out one floor down where Stimbo was knife juggling, Stimbo impales himself and one of the knives slips out of his hand and out of the window into the next apartment where Apophenia is, Apophenia is eviscerated while sending a text to Darwianian and in a spasm sends a photo of the incident, Darwianian looks at his phone while chatting with Teaearlgreyhot and throws up in his face, blinded Teaearlgreyhot spills whiskey on a turned on toaster which explodes in a hail of sharpnel that tears them to shreds, Tempus walks in and goes to call the police but then realises he doesn't care that much and takes the last muffin, 2 hours later Zen Badger discovers his muffin gone and bitchslaps Tempus out of a door onto a shopping cart that speeds off into the street and into oncoming traffic, Downbeatplumb didn't have his seatbelt on and collides with him midair, Lastpoet witnesses the scene in a cafe across the street and in shock spills his coffee on his genitals, Welshcake dies laughing and collapses on the table that fires a fork across the room towards a gas cooker next to Moros Synackaon causing it to leak and burst into flame as the fork sparks against metal, RaphielDrake sees the story unfold on the news as SWAT breakdown his door and charge him with mass-murder, manslaughter and indecent exposure for which he recieves a life sentence in a maximum security prison... dies from anal bleeding within a month.*

I win.