RE: Don't kill the person above you
June 27, 2012 at 4:24 pm
(This post was last modified: June 27, 2012 at 4:38 pm by Cyberman.)
Stimbo unpacks the large woooden crate labelled "ACME Giant Crossbow" and the second, unmarked crate containing a chloroformed, bound and gagged Tempus which he proceeds to load into the aforementioned siege weapon. Adroitly he twiddles the handcranks, adjusting the elevation and azimuth, before winding the main handle to prime the device. With a cackle of triumph, Stimbo squeezes the trigger, releasing the bow and sending Tempus flying like an arrow as far across the ocean as his trajectory will allow. Meanwhile fruit flies are tucking into a lovely ripe banana, in accordance with Groucho's Second Law of Thermopunamics.
(Edit: adverb change.)
(Edit: adverb change.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
