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Poll: The god of the bible is:
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A total pussy.
27.27%
3 27.27%
A limp-dick bitch.
63.64%
7 63.64%
My hero ... I'm a fucktard.
9.09%
1 9.09%
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Your god is a pussy!
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RE: Your god is a pussy!
If insurance clame that an accident of mine and it was an 'Act of God', I am taking God to court. either way God/Insurance Companys are Fucked.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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Messages In This Thread
Your god is a pussy! - by Cinjin - July 4, 2012 at 12:15 am
RE: Your god is a pussy! - by Minimalist - July 4, 2012 at 12:51 am
RE: Your god is a pussy! - by Gooders1002 - July 4, 2012 at 12:57 am
RE: Your god is a pussy! - by Minimalist - July 4, 2012 at 1:46 am
RE: Your god is a pussy! - by Gooders1002 - July 4, 2012 at 2:03 am
RE: Your god is a pussy! - by Cinjin - July 4, 2012 at 9:30 am

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