I haven't had any Mormons this year. I've gotten to the point that when I answer the door and see them, I just say, "No, thank you," as politely as possible, and they don't even give me a spiel.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell