If my eternal fate is that of flame and brimstone then I'll gladly drive on the highway to hell with my middle finger raised to the god who claims to be good and just yet makes no interventions to save the lives of billions of innocents and instigated this cheap card-shuffling trick wherein you have to pick one of thousands of religions or risk eternal damnation.
Satan's probably a cooler guy anyway. And, fuck it, he has succubi. Demon bitches who are basically insatiable sluts. God ain't got shit. Fuck god, I'd rather chill in hell with my favorite metal bands than spend an eternity with some dickweed who has continued to play such an epic, eternal mindgame with the whole of humanity as long as he has.
Satan's probably a cooler guy anyway. And, fuck it, he has succubi. Demon bitches who are basically insatiable sluts. God ain't got shit. Fuck god, I'd rather chill in hell with my favorite metal bands than spend an eternity with some dickweed who has continued to play such an epic, eternal mindgame with the whole of humanity as long as he has.

