I'm on my way to hell, Care to join me?

[Edwardo Piet]

If God is cruel enough to send me to hell for not believing in his existence based on myths then to hell I will happily go.

I agree, me too.

Oh I'm so totally a believer now! Oh yes! Even if the bible was written by people who believed that the world is flat and that the earth is the centre of the universe and people who blamed women for lightning striking churches and people who ripped apart a women under the name of Alexandria by glass fragments all because she was pagan and also people who murdered gays and who burnt animals just to please their childish god, oh yes they sure got a strong point even though they have been wrong about countless hundred things and that the bible is loaded with contradictions and blood. Oh yes we should follow shouldn't we? Even though this twat god doesn't have the slightest politeness in existing and that he has allot of emotions when he supposed to be a god even though he is supposedly all knowing and all powerful and yet is still that in-perfect that he still is a slave to his emotions even though he is all knowing which would normally remove all emotions since everything that would happen would be obvious to him.

Of course it's so clear now. Oh yes pressing your hands together really works doesn't it even though those who have been prayed for die anyway.

....Ok I'm done.

How could I have been so stupid?! You're so right Ace. Oh GOD you really do exist. The fact that the bible says you exist OBVIOUSLY means you exist. I mean, maybe you could think, it was written by people over 2,000 years ago who had no idea what they were doing, but obviously it really is totally self-evident that only the truly true and really, really, really, really, real GOD could have really inspired people to write such a truly magnificent pile of nonsense. Either that or he wrote it himself, since it is such a truly magnificent piece of fiction that is so magnificently nonsensical and beautifully backward that he MUST have wrote it himself. Oh LORD, oh nonsensical one, how could I have been so stupid?! How could I have been so STUPID?!?!?!?!