Conservapedia? Wow, you certainly started off in the deep end! Glad you found this little oasis of, if not actual sanity, then at least a nod towards rationality.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'