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Hilarious quotes by theists.
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
September 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
This is from facebook; a reply to a single line post of, "Jesus" to which I replied, "wept."

Quote:cry for joy. cry cause Jesus wraps His arms around me. cry cause He loves so intensely, cry cause His heart is so beautiful, cry cause His mercy stretches endlessly. I'm just a happy mess! hahaha! And I like see other happy messes. Like my bro said this morning. "I don't care what people say against Jesus, I know Him. They don't." And we both just cried. Was beautiful...

Um, what? Gnostic theists scare me,
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Hilarious quotes by theists.

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Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - August 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Kyuuketsuki - August 28, 2009 at 4:36 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - August 28, 2009 at 1:49 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - August 28, 2009 at 1:50 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - August 28, 2009 at 2:21 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Overmars - August 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - August 29, 2009 at 12:24 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 29, 2009 at 8:58 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - August 29, 2009 at 9:47 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 29, 2009 at 9:52 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - August 30, 2009 at 2:39 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by theVOID - August 30, 2009 at 4:55 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Retorth - August 30, 2009 at 9:13 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Kyuuketsuki - August 30, 2009 at 12:16 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - August 30, 2009 at 4:05 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by theVOID - September 10, 2009 at 5:51 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Kyuuketsuki - September 10, 2009 at 6:37 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 30, 2009 at 4:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - August 30, 2009 at 4:12 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - August 30, 2009 at 4:57 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - August 30, 2009 at 4:33 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Darwinian - August 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Tiberius - September 2, 2009 at 7:25 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Dotard - September 2, 2009 at 1:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Tiberius - September 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:09 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:39 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 2, 2009 at 6:47 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:51 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:02 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:30 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:32 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 7:43 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 7:45 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Dotard - September 2, 2009 at 8:15 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - September 3, 2009 at 11:33 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 3, 2009 at 12:00 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - September 3, 2009 at 12:27 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 12:01 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 3, 2009 at 5:31 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 5:32 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 3, 2009 at 6:06 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by LukeMC - September 3, 2009 at 6:58 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 3, 2009 at 7:04 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 3, 2009 at 7:07 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Samson - September 3, 2009 at 11:16 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 4, 2009 at 12:00 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - September 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 10, 2009 at 10:01 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Eilonnwy - September 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Retorth - September 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Eilonnwy - September 11, 2009 at 11:35 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by UpNorth - September 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by littlegrimlin1 - September 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Violet - September 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by fr0d0 - September 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - September 18, 2009 at 9:12 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Sudekai - November 30, 2009 at 8:11 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - December 1, 2009 at 11:52 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Autumnlicious - December 2, 2009 at 12:39 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Joe Bloe - December 20, 2009 at 2:13 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by theVOID - December 20, 2009 at 3:00 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Joe Bloe - December 20, 2009 at 1:18 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - December 20, 2009 at 4:56 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Dotard - December 20, 2009 at 9:30 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - December 20, 2009 at 10:20 pm
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Ashes1995 - December 29, 2009 at 3:54 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Minimalist - December 29, 2009 at 11:44 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by downbeatplumb - January 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Rhizomorph13 - January 12, 2010 at 12:22 am
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists. - by Edwardo Piet - January 16, 2010 at 7:36 am

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